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KOALA MEETS ASTEROID

Maximum velocity. Glossy chaos. Zero chill.

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THE KOSTEROID THESIS

When a koala becomes an asteroid, physics breaks and degens feast. We're not here to make sense. We're here to make waves. Glossy, chaotic, timeline-dominating waves that smell faintly of eucalyptus and opportunity.
CONTRACT COORDINATES
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Velocity: TERMINAL
Koala Status: COSMIC
Degen Level: GLOSSY